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  • Sep. 7th, 2008 at 6:58 PM
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Sometimes cops have to deal with the strangest things...

Burglar wakes men with spice rub

(09-07) 16:36 PDT Fresno, Calif. (AP) --

Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

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[info]zbear20 wrote:
Sep. 8th, 2008 02:41 am (UTC)
If Jeffey Dahmer had watched the Food Network, he might have used spice rubs and pork sausages too.
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[info]bigjohnsf wrote:
Sep. 8th, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)
I assume that I don't have all the facts, but I wonder how one can here something like this and not immediate wonder if the burglar was crazy.

I mean, I'm really having trouble here seeing how this aided his crime, unless it was the beginning of some sort of tasty sex crime.
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[info]cop4cbt wrote:
Sep. 8th, 2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
There's varying levels of craziness. Breaking into someone's home unarmed while there are two of them inside could probably be classified as disturbed if you think about it.
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